Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Submit your theories, please!
Seriously, I haven’t posted a theory in a pretty long time; lately, I’ve just been reblogging things so much that this has almost been reduced to another “fuckyeahportal” blog. I haven’t had much time lately to write out the ones I’ve been working on (I have about five in the works right now), and I’m sure you guys have some! Pleeeeeease? It’s lonely here! C’mon, I’ll give you cake~
Portal Dubstep Remix
[[FUCK ALL YA’LL PORTAL IS ALWAYS RELEVANT ON MY BLOG AND THIS IS FUCKING GREAT]]
This is what happens when the dubstep core is attached to GLaDoS…
^that comment
“Looks like DJ-Pon3 and GLaDOS have been busy.”
She wasn’t half bad!
ANGHGHG mygoodnessss
YES IT’S BACK
i reblogged this a looooong time ago, it’s like the coolest thing *U*
HGFJDKHGJKFDGH IT’S BACK
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
OH MY GOD
Holy shit.
Wait… WHAT?!
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
ALSO SAYS WHAT
what
WHAT WHAT WHAT
WHERE IS THIS?
IF THIS IS REAL, THEN IT COMPLETELY RUINS ALL MY WELL-DEVELOPED THEORIES ABOUT CHELL
*TABLEFLIP*
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Just. Just press play. Any and all Portal fans, JUST PRESS PLAY.
(Source: rainbow-ashe)
Things I love about the Portal fandom:
- It’s totally okay to be in love with a COMPLETELY NOT EVEN REMOTELY HUMAN LOOKING robot.
-Actually if you aren’t in love with him what the fuck is wrong with you?
-Ok guys its fine we draw him as a human. Or at least what each individual artist imagines him to look like since he is never actually human. But its fine.
-Stephen Merchant though.
dat chassis
- # i should probably get back to actually writing theories and junk huh
- # argh i really need to learn more about music
- # i have one draft that has all to do with the soundtrack
- # oh and cadmium
- # i have another about cadmium
- # tag tag tag
- # taggity tag tag
- # irrelevant
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SMALL VALENTINE’S DAY POEM
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Which is a very hard word to rhyme
And makes me happy that on February the 14th we don’t traditionally have to give each other oranges.
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Lurker Theories - GLaDOS and the Internet
Text reads:
GLaDOS was connected to the internet. This, along with an endless amount of memory, is how she has an “infinite capacity for knowledge.” As a safety feature in case of Apocalyptic Disaster, she had ‘downloaded’ the internet and updated her files as part of regular maintenance. This was how she was able to keep up to date with the outside world until the Combine shut down global communication.
“I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what’s going on outside.” ~ GLaDOS
“Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What’s going on out there will make you wish you were back in here” ~ GLaDOS](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcdzauzjN1r7to8ao1_1280.png)
Lurker Theories - GLaDOS and the Internet
Text reads:
GLaDOS was connected to the internet. This, along with an endless amount of memory, is how she has an “infinite capacity for knowledge.” As a safety feature in case of Apocalyptic Disaster, she had ‘downloaded’ the internet and updated her files as part of regular maintenance. This was how she was able to keep up to date with the outside world until the Combine shut down global communication.
“I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what’s going on outside.” ~ GLaDOS
“Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What’s going on out there will make you wish you were back in here” ~ GLaDOS
“Cool guys don’t look at explosions when they can’t take their eyes off’a you.”
- Love Rick.
“I-I’ll feel like such a moron if you say no! …No pressure though.”
- Love Wheatley.
“………….. ♥”
- Love Morality
“You are more tolerable than the others. That is why I would like you to be mine.”
- Regards, Scrutiny.
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Valentines I sent! I sent one of four to thirty people! If you know who you are, it would be lovely to get a message to say you got them!
They’re nothing special, just something to thank you for being my friend! ♥
Simple but effective.
- http://ask-thundercrasher.tumblr.com
- http://grimdarksonic.tumblr.com/
- http://curious-core.tumblr.com
- http://thebloghasbeendoubled.tumblr.com/
- http://derpy-feet.tumblr.com/
- http://askderpydash.tumblr.com/
- http://askcherry-blossom.tumblr.com/
- http://askrainbow-blitz.tumblr.com/
- http://fuckyeahportaltheories.tumblr.com/
*You are advised to have at least 100+ followers for this*
((Followed everyone on other list, but it was already full so I cleaned it.
:P
Pfftchyeah. I have 100+ followers. I must be semi-tumblr famous now.
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